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Well, I guess we all knew it was real. You too can get your own Hat FM right chere.

Maybe we’ll just consider that my little peace offering since I have been neglecting my blogging duties. So I’m sorry. Now go buy yourself a hat that can tune in the radio.

I suppose I’ve mostly been busy because I am now a puppydaddy. We decided that one incontinent dog was just not fun anymore, so we took that and doubled it. Actually, she’s totally awesome. She hardly makes a toilet in the house anymore. I’ve even taught her to sit, shake and come and we’ve only had her for a week and a half. How ’bout them apples? No, you will not get any photos. Primarily since the digital’s battery charger is MIA and we cannot make them happen. Maybe everyone’s favorite art director will get some sweet pup shots this weekend at the bbq.

Speaking of bbq, still haven’t called someone about a keg yet. Is that a bad thing? Does anyone know how easy or uneasy it is to get one? We may be doing many many cans of beer instead of a keg, but I hope not. You’ll just have to come by and find out, I reckon.

I guess another reason I haven’t posted in a while is that there hasn’t been a lot worthwhile to share. I haven’t found any more videos of dancing/wrestling cans of Kung Fu chicken soup, and the web has been pretty lame. Pretty lame except for Icanhascheezburger.com. Look, I can’t figure out if this site is totally stupid, or totally hilarious. I think it is partially both. Guess that solves that riddle. My recommendation is to go to the site, go to the very last page, and work your way to the beginning. Then you’ll know what I can has cheezburger?, I has a flavor, and I has a bucket are all about. The best that I can figure it is some total nurdz with catz took pictures and captioned them like a 13 year-old intarwebz gamur. I guess it’s funny to imagine cats talking like that (and walruses). I have Every Day Should Be Saturday to thank for hooking me up with this site, because of their pretty funny college football version of these photos.

OK, I think I hear Cathouse on in the background. Got to skeedaddle.

This is tomorrow, but there’s a Rod Benson update. Funny as H.